- Interviewer: You teased you and Taylor had another duet on your iPhone, is that right?
- Ed: Uh, it's not on my iPhone anymore.
- Ed: My iPhone wiped all it's music so it's now, no longer on it.
- Ed: So uh, yeah it's on my laptop.
- Interviewer: Oh, but when are we getting to hear it?
- Ed: Don't know. Guess if you rob me you can hear it tomorrow.
- Ed: But please don't rob me.
do you ever see the person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
omg could Voldemort have defeated Harry if he just said Accio Glasses, like the boy who lived aint got shit if he’s visually impaired
Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t